Your Auntie's Secret Swim Brief

tight tams

$ 80.00 Sale price

From the designer:

I’ve been obsessed with the iconic Chinese floral fabric that comes from Northeast China. This print comes in many different shades and patterns and can often be seen as a motif for upholstery, bedcovers and clothing worn by middle-aged Chinese women. 

As a gay boy, I've always been closer to my mom and my aunties. I spent a lot of time with them and were inspired by their sense of fashion. So, this style is a homage to the matriarchs that rule and empower gay boys like me to head into the world, baring it all. Red is the signature colour for this print. 

To continue the Chinese design narrative, I’ve attached jade aglets – which I purchased from the Jade Market in Hong Kong – to ends of drawstring. It’s an elevated detail and each swim brief comes with their own unique jade aglets.

Fit:

The swim briefs are on the tighter and more revealing side. So say you usually wear an S (29-31in) - If you've got a more luscious bum, try an M, unless you wanna show off, which we fully support.

Care Instructions:

Soak in water mixed with a light detergent or hand soap. Rinse the soap away and squeeze the water out gently without excessive twisting. Then hang dry. 

The jade and ceramic aglets are delicate, so don't swing them against hard surfaces. Also, make sure the pieces don't get caught in the drain when washing or in other similar openings.

Material:

100% polyester

Domestic Shipping:

We provide free domestic US shipping for orders over $50 via USPS Priority (2-5 business days). Express shipping (1-2 business days) is available at checkout for an additional cost. We ship out package Tuesday - Saturday. Orders placed after 3pm will be processed the next day. 

International Shipping: 

International shipping is available via DHL Express Worldwide (3-6 business days). 

Customs Policy (PLEASE READ):

There are duty and import taxes that are not included in the total at checkout, are owed by the recipient, and are collected at time of delivery. The taxes are calculated by the customs agency of the destination country, and are beyond our control. You can calculate the costs by contacting your local carrier/customs office.

**If the recipient refuses delivery of their order due to a customs charge, their package will be considered abandoned and disposed of by the shipping carrier and their order will not be eligible for a refund.**

**The customer is responsible for paying for shipping costs for returning any item(s). Shipping costs are non-refundable.**

**Once an order ships and is in transit, it is not possible to cancel the order.**

Refunds & Exchanges:

Refunds and exchanges can be made within 14 days of purchase. Lingerie, books, and SALE items are non-returnable and non-refundable.

The customer is responsible for return shipping charges unless the item is defective, damaged, or incorrect. 

Recycled Packaging:

In an effort to be more environmentally conscious, Chop Suey Club is reusing shipping packaging. ☺

Regular price $ 80.00

From the designer:

I’ve been obsessed with the iconic Chinese floral fabric that comes from Northeast China. This print comes in many different shades and patterns and can often be seen as a motif for upholstery, bedcovers and clothing worn by middle-aged Chinese women. 

As a gay boy, I've always been closer to my mom and my aunties. I spent a lot of time with them and were inspired by their sense of fashion. So, this style is a homage to the matriarchs that rule and empower gay boys like me to head into the world, baring it all. Red is the signature colour for this print. 

To continue the Chinese design narrative, I’ve attached jade aglets – which I purchased from the Jade Market in Hong Kong – to ends of drawstring. It’s an elevated detail and each swim brief comes with their own unique jade aglets.

Fit:

The swim briefs are on the tighter and more revealing side. So say you usually wear an S (29-31in) - If you've got a more luscious bum, try an M, unless you wanna show off, which we fully support.

Care Instructions:

Soak in water mixed with a light detergent or hand soap. Rinse the soap away and squeeze the water out gently without excessive twisting. Then hang dry. 

The jade and ceramic aglets are delicate, so don't swing them against hard surfaces. Also, make sure the pieces don't get caught in the drain when washing or in other similar openings.

Material:

100% polyester

Domestic Shipping:

We provide free domestic US shipping for orders over $50 via USPS Priority (2-5 business days). Express shipping (1-2 business days) is available at checkout for an additional cost. We ship out package Tuesday - Saturday. Orders placed after 3pm will be processed the next day. 

International Shipping: 

International shipping is available via DHL Express Worldwide (3-6 business days). 

Customs Policy (PLEASE READ):

There are duty and import taxes that are not included in the total at checkout, are owed by the recipient, and are collected at time of delivery. The taxes are calculated by the customs agency of the destination country, and are beyond our control. You can calculate the costs by contacting your local carrier/customs office.

**If the recipient refuses delivery of their order due to a customs charge, their package will be considered abandoned and disposed of by the shipping carrier and their order will not be eligible for a refund.**

**The customer is responsible for paying for shipping costs for returning any item(s). Shipping costs are non-refundable.**

**Once an order ships and is in transit, it is not possible to cancel the order.**

Refunds & Exchanges:

Refunds and exchanges can be made within 14 days of purchase. Lingerie, books, and SALE items are non-returnable and non-refundable.

The customer is responsible for return shipping charges unless the item is defective, damaged, or incorrect. 

Recycled Packaging:

In an effort to be more environmentally conscious, Chop Suey Club is reusing shipping packaging. ☺